A Man in deep thoughts sitting calm, quite,
His Friend: what is wrong with you Santa
Man: please dont ask
His Friend: I am your child hood friend say to me.
Man: my seven year old son made my secretary pregnant !!

for other part of the joke

His Friend: thats not possible
Man:No he did
His Friend: hows that possible
Man: he punctured my condoms !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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